Post by crystalblackpaws on Oct 26, 2010 11:52:48 GMT -5
Hello my friends, I’m so glad you have received this letter!
It means that I have completed a task none else could imagine, not even with their over powered thinking hams. You might be considering calling the enforcers of the oddity you call the law, but since you are clearly containing this letter in your fingers, you cannot.
You are deep with in a rock monster, rising high above the flatness of the planet. Your cellular phoning technologies will not be sending out their signals down here. I have already informed your familiar ties that you will not be coming back to their abode any time in the foreseeable future. So you will not be wasting time worrying about them to much. If you are feeling the longing to see them with your own visionary orbs, then take the nearest tapered object and insert it to your auditory sensors. The feeling will be replaced with a quick dizziness, which is much more pleasant than this feeling of the heart.
If you chance upon another bipedal of ape like appearance, please disregard them. Or if you feel the need, take this written notification and stuff it into their wind passage, you will not be viewing them for much longer. If you have already done this, then I am quite sure you will easily be location something else to achieve a similar effect. It is not hard if you try.
Now, having read this I have a strong desire for you to be arriving quickly. I ran out of paint quite some time ago, I would be most pleased if you could provide me with some more. I am of course quite fond of the color red, so try not to use to much paint before you find me.
You can speak of me as Dimitri, but you should not be releasing it too easily. The outside world has their visions on me, I would like to remain hidden for as long as possible.
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I was bored, and the original was deleted so I wrote this. I might use it in a horror forum I'm considering making, and you can probably tell from this, for me it will be no problem. Because when I see all your smiling faces, it is a pleasure to know I will personally be messing them up~ -tilts head and grins-
XD Anyways, any thoughts, suggestions?