Post by crystalblackpaws on Feb 18, 2011 16:46:54 GMT -5
Cashier: Hi! What can I get for you?
Customer: Oh hello! I was wondering, what kind of cats do you have?
Cashier: Sorry, this is a fast food restaurant, not a pet store.
Customer: Oh… then you don’t have any Siamese cats then.
Cashier: We don’t have any cats.
Customer: How about kittens, you must have kittens then!
Cashier: No. No cats, no kittens. No felines at all!
Customer: What kind of store doesn’t have any cats?!
Cashier: The kind that serves food.
Customer: Cat food?
Cashier: Not cat food! Regular food, you know, that humans eat!
Customer: Oh, so you have fish then!
Cashier: That’s not what I said…
Customer: Where are the tanks then? Come on, let me see these fish!
Cashier: There ARE no tanks.
Customer: You don’t keep your fish in tanks? Why not?
Cashier: We don’t KEEP any fish, so we don’t NEED tanks.
Customer: Oh, you let them die? That’s horrible!
Cashier: I didn’t say that either.
Customer: You implied it.
Cashier: I did not!
Customer: I demand to see a manager! This is unacceptable!
Cashier: This isn’t necessary …
Customer: The customer is always right. Now go on! Get them for me!
Cashier: -pause for a moment- If you insist –rolls eyes and walks off scene-
Manager: -enters scene- Alright, so what’s the problem here?
Customer: Inhumane treatment of fish! That’s what!
Manager: Pardon me? Fish? What fish?
Customer: The ones your staff are letting die!
Manager: We have fish?
Customer: Well of course, because you certainly don’t have any cats!
Manager: This is a restaurant, why would we have cats?
Customer: Why WOULDN’T you have cats? –pats cat on shoulder- I take one with me everywhere!
Manager: Oh, I’m sorry you can’t have pets in here.
Customer: You can’t?! Why not?!
Manager: If the fur gets into the food –cut off-
Customer: But Corporal Cat goes everywhere, I can’t leave him out in the cold!
Manager: Then just leave it at home, or please leave.
Customer: No! I demand fair treatment of all animals, especially the fish!
Manager: For the last time, we don’t HAVE any fish!
Customer: Then where did I find this? –pulls fish out of back pocket-
Manager: … I don’t know. Not here.
Customer: I didn’t have it earlier! I must have gotten it here!
Manager: But we don’t serve fish, and we certainly don’t have any raw ones laying around. Do you see any?
Customer: Yes! Right here, in my hand!
Manager: That one doesn’t count.
Customer: Why not?
Manager: You could have found that anywhere.
Customer: You aren’t giving the fish a fair chance.
Manager: It’s a dead fish. It doesn’t get a fair chance.
Customer: See, there you go again! This is horrible treatment of the innocent fish!
Manager: And you having it in your back pocket is kindness?
Customer: Of course! It’s warm.
Manager: Fish don’t need warmth.
Customer: He likes it.
Manager: Alright, I’m going to ask you again, please leave.
Customer: But I haven’t ordered my food yet!
Manager: -long pause—in shock- No fish, no cats? Just food?
Customer: Fish? Cats? What are you talking about? I just want some lunch!
If you laughed, I won.
Customer: Oh hello! I was wondering, what kind of cats do you have?
Cashier: Sorry, this is a fast food restaurant, not a pet store.
Customer: Oh… then you don’t have any Siamese cats then.
Cashier: We don’t have any cats.
Customer: How about kittens, you must have kittens then!
Cashier: No. No cats, no kittens. No felines at all!
Customer: What kind of store doesn’t have any cats?!
Cashier: The kind that serves food.
Customer: Cat food?
Cashier: Not cat food! Regular food, you know, that humans eat!
Customer: Oh, so you have fish then!
Cashier: That’s not what I said…
Customer: Where are the tanks then? Come on, let me see these fish!
Cashier: There ARE no tanks.
Customer: You don’t keep your fish in tanks? Why not?
Cashier: We don’t KEEP any fish, so we don’t NEED tanks.
Customer: Oh, you let them die? That’s horrible!
Cashier: I didn’t say that either.
Customer: You implied it.
Cashier: I did not!
Customer: I demand to see a manager! This is unacceptable!
Cashier: This isn’t necessary …
Customer: The customer is always right. Now go on! Get them for me!
Cashier: -pause for a moment- If you insist –rolls eyes and walks off scene-
Manager: -enters scene- Alright, so what’s the problem here?
Customer: Inhumane treatment of fish! That’s what!
Manager: Pardon me? Fish? What fish?
Customer: The ones your staff are letting die!
Manager: We have fish?
Customer: Well of course, because you certainly don’t have any cats!
Manager: This is a restaurant, why would we have cats?
Customer: Why WOULDN’T you have cats? –pats cat on shoulder- I take one with me everywhere!
Manager: Oh, I’m sorry you can’t have pets in here.
Customer: You can’t?! Why not?!
Manager: If the fur gets into the food –cut off-
Customer: But Corporal Cat goes everywhere, I can’t leave him out in the cold!
Manager: Then just leave it at home, or please leave.
Customer: No! I demand fair treatment of all animals, especially the fish!
Manager: For the last time, we don’t HAVE any fish!
Customer: Then where did I find this? –pulls fish out of back pocket-
Manager: … I don’t know. Not here.
Customer: I didn’t have it earlier! I must have gotten it here!
Manager: But we don’t serve fish, and we certainly don’t have any raw ones laying around. Do you see any?
Customer: Yes! Right here, in my hand!
Manager: That one doesn’t count.
Customer: Why not?
Manager: You could have found that anywhere.
Customer: You aren’t giving the fish a fair chance.
Manager: It’s a dead fish. It doesn’t get a fair chance.
Customer: See, there you go again! This is horrible treatment of the innocent fish!
Manager: And you having it in your back pocket is kindness?
Customer: Of course! It’s warm.
Manager: Fish don’t need warmth.
Customer: He likes it.
Manager: Alright, I’m going to ask you again, please leave.
Customer: But I haven’t ordered my food yet!
Manager: -long pause—in shock- No fish, no cats? Just food?
Customer: Fish? Cats? What are you talking about? I just want some lunch!
If you laughed, I won.